AM:
52 min elliptical machine
PM:
40 min elliptical machine
I have received some constructive criticism from a family member and want them to know I thought about what they said and will make every effort possible to limit my talking on here of really bad gas and poop! I will still need to convey the message so I will need to come up with “code words” so we can still know what is going on but the general public will be no wiser.
Instead of farts I will sometimes refer to “my cat’s bad breath” or “roses by another name”. I also have the the old stand by “I hear Geese”. If they are extremely toxic I will need something a bit more expressive, maybe “rotting corpse flowers” or “garbage dump decay”. I believe the point will not be missed by those in the know.
As for poop I might need to be more creative. a regular trip to the toilet could become “the Jersey Shore” and a really bad one can be a “Toxic Hazmat spill”.
So let’s try this out. All day at work I did not smell my cat’s breath at all. My coworker did not smell my cat’s breath either so it was a good day for both of us. I think this can work.
